Nov 28 2009

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY - Thanks To Everyone!!!

Wow, I just realized I have been writing this blog for one whole year already! Its as if time just flew by!

I would like to send a special thanks to all my readers and fans all around the world who read what I have to say. Also, to all of my clients for their suggestions and ideas of things to write about, and some that stay on my ass when I start to slack on my writing! They really keep me going strong, thanks to all of them!

I started this in order to bring across my point of view on fitness and health. Every time I write I try my best to get the truth out there and clear up any myths that confuse people. Most information out there is completely horrible and just guides people in the wrong direction, I always try to clear up the myths based on my experiences and what I see that works.

Things like -


Sweating to the Oldies -

Any Product endorsed by Tony Little, like the Gazelle -

Or even the amazing AB LOUNGE -

- Im just kidding - you must know that NONE of that stuff really works. . . well, except maybe “Sweatin to the Oldies!” LOL!

I hope you all find this blog entertaining and informative, I will keep it fresh for all of you -

So stay tuned - there is a lot more new content coming up soon!

Thanks again!

Stay strong,

Joey


Nov 19 2009

Almost threw up in my mouth -

I was home eating my Frosted Flakes Oatmeal and Berries =) - when this infomercial comes up on TV  . . .

The Hawaii Chair

Really?!?!?!?! Is somebody really selling this????

I dont really have much to say on this topic, but I think I know what some people are getting for Christmas!!!!!  ; )

LOL!

Stay strong,

Joey


Nov 16 2009

A Lesson on Getting Ripped

It’s funny, the other day I had a little sled pushing competition at the gym, I asked many of the big guys who were in the weight room to jump in . . .  a good portion of them answered with a quivering “No” as they looked at the 180lb sled like scared little girls!

That looks . . . heavy!

I’ve said this before, but most people are just straight up scared of hard work - its really sad. They want to reach this ultimate goal but will not put in the work to get there. Below is a portion of a blog post on this very topic written by the motivating Jason Ferrugia of the Renegade Barbell Club -

***** Warning -This Post Does Contain Explicit Language - Get Over It!!! =)*****

A marketing guy once sent me an unsolicited email offering me his services. He told me that if I wanted to double my business I had to stop being honest. I had to make it seem like my workouts were easy, that getting in shape didn’t require much work and that the whole process would be painless and effortless.

To his point I put very little time and effort into my reply…

Fuck.

Off.

Getting in shape is brutally hard work. I don’t give a shit what all the scam artists and marketing scumbags tell you. If you can’t handle the truth then you’re destined to be soft and weak forever.

If you’re twenty percent body fat right now and desperately want a six pack you had better be prepared to diet your face off and work harder than you ever have in your entire life. When everyone is drinking beer at the football tailgate party on Sunday you’re drinking a gallon of water. And when the hot dogs go on the grill, you’re gonna have to pull out a steamed chicken breast and broccoli, which you prepared that morning, just like you do with all your meals for the day, every morning of every day. And you’re going to do that EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR SIXTEEN WEEKS STRAIGHT.

Don’t have time to do hill sprints after work? Then you gotta set your alarm clock a half hour earlier and get up while it’s still dark out. And when your strength training workout ends at night, the fun is just beginning for you. Because now you have to do a conditioning circuit of kettlebell swings, jump rope, mountain climbers, squat thrusts and sled dragging.

And let me tell you something else… NOBODY gets ripped in three workouts per week. If you want to see really significant fat loss you need to be putting in a minimum of five sessions per week . For some of you 8-10 would be even better. That could be three weight training workouts, three brutal conditioning sessions and two or three easier cardio/conditioning workouts.

Sucks, I know. But you said you wanted to get ripped. Be careful what you wish for. Because now you gotta earn it, or be looked at as a failure in the eyes of everyone you told.

I’ve seen fat fucks get on a bodybuilding stage in 20 weeks. But they didn’t say they “wanted” to do it. They said they were “going” to do it. And they did all that was necessary to achieve that goal. Which means, in the eyes of most people, their lives were pretty miserable for five months. It means no unplanned cheat meals and undying, round the clock dedication. But these people had the drive that most people don’t and were actually willing to work for something.

Wanting and doing are two completely different things. We all want a lot of things. But how many of us actually achieve our goals? How many are willing to put in the hard work necessary to reach the top?

“Twenty weeks?! That’s a lot of dieting and hard work. I can commit to twelve weeks but not twenty.”

Then go fucking play PlayStation and watch another episode of CSI. What do I give a fuck?

No matter what anyone tells you there is no replacement for hard work. No training system, no diet, no machine, no gimmick and no supplement.

But most people fear hard work more than they fear death. They simply don’t have it in them.

How many times have you gone to a public gym and seen someone squat or deadlift? About as often as you see hot chicks during day light hours I bet.

Better yet, when was the last time you saw someone do a good morning? Now that’s a hard, uncomfortable exercise. Who wants to subject themselves to that? Bent over rows? They hurt your back. Standing military presses?! Who wants to stand? You need to be comfortably seated with lumbar support while “working out.”

Plus, all these exercises take too long to perfect and the learning process can be very frustrating. Much easier to just jump on a machine, right? I mean, you’re at the gym to burn some calories, not learn a new skill, after all. Power cleans? Only a genius with the mental acuity of Albert Einstein could possibly learn to do those properly. Who has the time for that?

What “hardgainers” are actually willing to turn off The Real World and go to sleep an hour earlier to accelerate the muscle building process? Or have what it takes to force feed themselves at the most inconvenient times of day and sneak protein shakes in between classes?

Very few.

Unlike getting shredded, building muscle doesn’t require 6-10 workouts per week. Most hardgainers can get great results in three workouts and everyone else will do great with four sessions per week. But it’s still a 24 hour a day job that requires a monumental effort.

We are all brainwashed to believe that you can get bigger and stronger and leaner in a very short time, with very little effort and even less dedication.

But nothing could be further from the truth, my friends.

The only way to achieve physical greatness is through brutally hard fucking work.

End of story.

No go earn it.

*****

Hope you learned something!!!

Stay strong,

Joey


Nov 9 2009

Today’s Lesson: Life Exercises

I came across this in an article I was reading, whoever wrote this has some great lessons to teach. Each line provides an exercise to better your outlook on life -

Life Exercises

  • Every so often push your luck.
  • Never underestimate the power of a kind word or deed.
  • Never give up on anybody, miracles happen everyday.
  • Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
  • Learn to listen.
  • Think big thoughts, but relish small pleasures
  • Don’t expect others to listen to your advice and ignore your example.
  • Opportunity sometimes knocks softly.
  • Leave everything a little better than you found it.
  • Don’t forget a persons greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated.
  • Never waste an opportunity to tell someone that you love him or her.
  • Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
  • Make new friends, but cherish old ones.
  • Dont use time or words carelessly; neither can be retrieved.
  • Judge your success by the degree that you’re enjoying peace, health, and love.
  • Smile a lot; it costs nothing and is beyond price.

- Author Unknown

  • Go to the gym, pick up heavy things until you feel you are about to pass out, then enjoy some grilled meat, vegetables and potatoes till your hearts content.
  • Live happy, love passionately, and frequently laugh uncontrollably!

- Me  =)

Stay strong,

Joey