Aug 18 2009

What Really Grinds My Gears! - The UN-Perfect Pushup

I am a huge Family Guy fan, and on one episode Peter (the father of the family) had a segment on a news show that allowed him to rant called Grinds my gears - this is my segment!

“YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS???”

The Un-Perfect Pushup -

A few years ago a fitness company released a device called the Perfect Pushup.

The device is fine, and it does work the right muscles, and it spins and for some reason people like that, but what it doesnt do is TEACH SOMEONE HOW TO DO A DAMN PUSHUP!

I have let this rant slide for a long time, but now its over. I see too many guys bringing their “Perfect Pushup” to the gym, and they lug it around in their gym bag, then they proceed to the middle of the gym floor to bang out push ups with worse form than a McDonalds loving 8-year old!

There is nothing worse than bad push up form. It looks terrible, its not good for your shoulders or back, and you look silly. I would rather see you man up and perform 5 reps perfectly than 50 reps like a caffeinated spaz.

Need to know what a perfect push up looks like? Follow this kid -

There should be a straight line from your ear to your shoulders to you your hips and knees. One way to get the right alignment is to put a broomstick on your back along your spine as you do the pushup. The stick should not fall off, and it should be in contact with the back of your head, you mid back, and your tail bone throughout the movement.

My advice, start training with little league until your push up form is straight, until then- LEAVE YOUR PERFECT PUSH UP HOME!!!

Stay strong,

Joey


Aug 18 2009

The Disney Dumbbell 100 Workout

Another HOT day here in NYC - finally at the end of the summer, the real summer heat arrives! Its about time!

So, this Friday I leave for a whole week on a Disney cruise - I must admit, yes I look forward to catching up with Mickey, and Donald. My man Goofy has been hitting the gym, and he wanted to talk to me about some fitness advice -

Then you can find me chatting it up with Tinkerbell by the pool, she’s still hot -

She’s come a long way since Pinocchio!

As you know, I must leave you guys with a challenge until I return!

Here it is folks, I leave you with the Joey’s Gym Class Dumbbell 100 -One hundred total body reps of pure fat burning exercise!

The rules -

  • Choose a weight that you can comfortably shoulder press overhead for 10 reps
  • Rest 1-2 mins at the end of each set
  • Run through this workout 2-3x

What you need -

  • Pair of dumbells
  • Bench that can incline


The Workout -

10 exercises, 10 reps each . . . MAKE IT HAPPEN!

  1. Bulgarian Split Squat (10 ea. leg)
  2. Shoulder Press
  3. Step ups (onto the bench, 10 ea leg.)
  4. Chest Press
  5. Bent Over Row
  6. Lunge
  7. Single Leg Deadlift (10 Ea. leg)
  8. Shrug
  9. Incline Chest Press
  10. Squat

The only two that are not common are

Bulgarian Split Squat which looks like this - (except you wont have a pink dollhouse in the background . . . would you???)

And the Single Leg Deadlift -(Except you will be holding dumbells . . . obviously!)

*** For the Single Leg Deadlift - make sure the back toe points to the floor, and not out to the wall! Take your time on this movement, it is challenging!***

Enjoy! See you when I get back!

Stay strong,

Joey


Aug 12 2009

Training Log ~ Fat Loss Transition

30 Minutes to work - Transitioning into Fat Loss Training -

Warm up -

Jump Rope

Shoulder Dislocates

KB Arm Bar - 3×3

Turkish Get ups  - 2×2 ea. side

Workout - For fat Loss - Keep rest periods SHORT!

A1 BB Clean and Press - 4×8

A2 Lat Pulldowns - 4×10 (My shoulder is still mad at me from Rugby days, so I have to lay low on the pull ups from time to time!)

B1 Seated Rows - 3×12

B2 OH Bulgarian Split Squats - 3×8 ea. leg

C1 BB Incline Chest Press - 4x 10,8,6,4,2

The Kettlebell Arm Bar is a great flexibility drill to open up the shoulders and to teach them a thing or two about being strong and stable.

THe OH Bulgarian Split Squats are challenging as well, whenever you hold anything overhead, your concentration on the lift goes up tenfold!

To set up - I prefer to use a dumbell, hold it overhead of the standing leg, while the opposite leg is placed on the bench. Find your balance and then drop into the split squat. Remember to fully focus when performing this lift.

Stay Strong,

Joey


Aug 8 2009

Tuna - The True Hollywood Story (w/ Recipes!)

The Can of Tuna - this is truly the food of champions. Carried around by everyone from high school athletes looking to pack on some muscle to college kids who have nothing left to eat in their dorms but cheetos and tuna, and to supermodels who know the full effects of what eating tuna regularly will do to your body.

Tuna does a body good!

Tuna does a body good!

Tuna can be so plain yet can be so tasty and delicious with the right mix of ingredients. Its instant, its canned, its portable, it also keeps very well in the fridge. What more could you ask for?

Oh yeah - its full of PROTEIN - one 6oz can of tuna contains roughly 26g of muscle building macronutrients! WHY ARE YOU SKIMPING ON THIS???

Oh what, you think its boring? Well check out these variations and let me know what you think -

Instead of Mayo try mixing it with -

Balsamic Vinegar and Oil

Honey Mustard

Lemon and Pepper

Avocado

*** Tuna and avocado is my go to meal for rapid fat fat loss - it will lean you out like no other!

Recipes -

Basic Tuna Salad

2 cans Tuna

Sliced Tomatoes

Sliced Onions

2 Hard Boiled Eggs

Mix with a little mayo and some olive oil

Season with Salt and Pepper

Joey’s Tuna Croquettes

This is one of my own creations they can be a great tasting meal or snack anytime of day!

Drain 2 cans of tuna and mix with 1 egg and a couple of tablespoons of whole wheat breadcrumbs or oat bran

A: Short answer: Don’t worry about it.

I say that as someone who’s as worried as anybody on earth about the toxic effects of mercury, not to mention the lackluster efforts of governments to control it. There’s no doubt that it’s in an awful lot of fish. Where it gets tricky is when we try to define the point at which it poses a real danger to our health.

That depends on a lot of factors. A pregnant woman and her developing fetus are far more vulnerable than the average bodybuilder. Many of the warnings about high-mercury fish were in fact targeted at that population (pregnant women, not bodybuilders).

Then there’s the question of how you define a “safe” level. Many people think the government’s standards are too lax. To them, it’s as if we said “speeding” only applies to driving over 120 mph. If that’s the standard, then all of us drive safely.

But let’s look at it from the other direction. If you stop eating fish, there’s a price you pay. Most experts think the cost of giving up fish, in terms of global health, far outweighs the possible problems caused by mercury in your system.

Two things you can do: One, consume a lot of selenium, which seems to have a chelating effect on mercury. Two, you can get your tuna from the same place I get mine: Vital Choice in Alaska. I don’t have any ownership in this company, by the way. I just think they have the purest and best fish anywhere.

On balance, I think the benefits of cold-water fish like tuna and salmon, which are such amazing sources of protein and omega-3s, far exceed the possible danger. If you’re pregnant, I might modify that advice, but not by much.

***

There you have it - Tuna, the truth!

Stay Strong,

Joey


Aug 6 2009

Training Log - (Back in the Groove!)

Yes - I am writing 2 training logs in one week! I rock and deserve a star!

Okay - today’s workout was just like the last, short and sweet, my current goal is to increase some strength before I go into a fat burning frenzy starting next week -

Today’s Workout -Full Body

A1 Hang Clean - 5×5 (Max at 165lbs - this is a personal best, YAY ME!)

B1 Bench Press - 4×8 (Max at 195lbs)

C1 Front Squat - 4×12,10,10,8  (I really wanted to go for some reps here, so I did as many reps as possible at the end with 135lbs - I made 12)

D1 Pullups  4×6

D2 Dips 4×6 <— This last superset I went very slow on the negative and focused on form.

This was a great total body that hit everything! Simple and effective - nothing fancy just good old fashioned hard work!

The hang clean is highly underutilized. More people should get into doing them - they are a great lift to perform for total body development, coordination, and power. One other thing the clean also trains is mental toughness and concentration. You really have to be into it mentally in order to put up anything over 135lbs. The sense of accomplishment once you get the weight up is really something else! Check these guys out -

300lb Power Clean

330lb Power Clean

From the ground up baby!

Power cleans and their variations will build lean muscle on you real fast.

For the guys and athletes I work with we are doing these REGULARLY!

For the women I work with,most are looking to shape up, this lift will get you there real fast, then as long as you keep the volume low, you will stay toned and shaped.

Yes it is a high technique lift, so please ask questions if you need help performing them right!

FYI - Arnold Schwarzeneggar himself started as an Olympic lifter himself, he wasn’t very good at it and took up bodybuilding instead - TRUE STORY!


Stay strong,

Joey